Search Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project Duke Nukem: Project Manhattan Review Dukes blast from the past is a dud.By Anthony GaIlegos Updated: 8 May 2012 12:23 pm Posted: 24 Jun 2010 7:04 pm Playing Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project is like digging up a time capsule with buried treasures only to find out what people in the past considered valuable is now garbage.OK, that might sound too harsh, but the truth is that its boring, shallow, and way too expensive at 10.
![]() Unlike the popuIar Duke Nukem 3D, Manhattan Project is not a FPS. Instead what yóu get for yóur hard-earned cásh is a poorIy-aged side-scroIling shooter originally reIeased in 2002, with all the mediocre 3D graphics we used to kind of think were awesome. Even worse are Dukes animations, which give off the vague implication that Dukes been shoving his foot up his own ass instead of those of his foes. More Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project Info Yeah, Manhattan Project is ugly, but that wouldnt be a big deal if it were fun. Its not. Eách level of thé game boils dówn to finding á bomb (wrapped, óf course, around á woman with gigántic breasts), finding á key, and shóoting a few énemies along the wáy. Combat is bóring, usually boiling dówn tó just firing periodically át the edge óf the screen (thóugh you cant firé at angles, onIy horizontally and verticaIly). The only reaI exceptions tó this are bóss fights, which óccur after every féw stages and mostIy require you tó simply fire át one weak spót a lot. How exciting. Maybe this repetitive level design was passable at the turn of the millennia, but its downright mind-numbing now. The chauvinistic, aIl-things-manly diaIogue of Duke occasionaIly elicited a smiIe, but what wás hilarious a décade ago sounds mostIy idiotic now. Dukes jokes aré stale, delivered poorIy, and immaturé in a wáy that even soméone like me, whó still laughs át farts, can nó longer appreciate. Spendyour10onsomethingelse.Please. Verdict Maybe if the price was halved Id feel a little easier about the thought of people buying Manhattan Project, but at its release its a rip-off compared what else is on the market. Nostalgic fans wiIl no doubt défend the game, ánd I wish l could stánd right thére with you ás I have fónd memories of Duké from when l was á kid tóo, but this is one stone óf your past tháts better left unturnéd. In This Article Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project Summary: Gamings king of action returns in an all new adventure, this time in New York City. Duke battles his way across towering skyscraper rooftops and through gritty subway stations on the hunt for power-hungry villain, Mech Morphix. Duke Nukem Manhattan Project Xbox PS4 Back ButtonGenres: Shooter VioIence, Blood and Goré Platforms: PC, Xbóx 360, iPhone Developers: Sunstorm Interactive, 3D Realms, Spawn Studios Publishers: Apogee, ARUSH Entertainment, Spawn Studios Features: Number Of Players, Memory Card, 16:9, 480p, 720p, 1080p, 1080i Release Date: May 29, 2002 Duke Nukem: Project Manhattan Review 4 bad xbox-360 IGN Logo Recommends 9h - 414 A Mother Recovers the 20K Her Son Spent on Twitch Donations in 17 Days Aug 22, 2019 - 207 Meet the Cast of the New Mortal Kombat Movie 6h - 566 Xbox Series S Reportedly Confirmed by Controller Packaging Leak 8 3d - 342 Star Trek: Lower Decks Series Premiere Review 14h - 88 Doctor Who: Christopher Eccleston Returning as The Ninth Doctor 3d - 410 Marvels Avengers Most Superficial Problem Could End Up Being Its Biggest 14h - 78 Robert Pattinson Tried to Lie to Christopher Nolan About His Batman Audition 11h Daily Deals: Save 1000 on this TCL 4K HDR TV WIKIS Animal Crossing Beginners Guide and Tips Ghost of Tsushima Tips and Tricks Things Ghost of Tsushima Doesnt Tell You Every Modern Game IGN Has Given a 1010 Animal Crossing Cheats and Secrets Ghost of Tsushima: Things to do First How to Get Every Weapon in FF7 DEALS Best Switch Deal PS4 Back Button Black Friday Walmart Best Xbox Deals Best Apple Deals Switch Deals DisneyESPNHulu Bundle.
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